Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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