But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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