I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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