i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize