I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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