Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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