I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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