the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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