Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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