we made out on top of his cat.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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