got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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