Will you blow on my dice?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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