But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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