i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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