did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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