It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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