Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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