I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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