You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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