Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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