I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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