dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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