sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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