i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he thought i was a dude.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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