butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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