the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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