He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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