so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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