dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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