covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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