I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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