Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fuck appropriateness.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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