in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
