Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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