are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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