Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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