So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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