Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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