I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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