Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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