"it" just moved
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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