brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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