can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I am morally bankrupt
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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