i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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