This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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