When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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