East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
try to milk me bitch
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