Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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