Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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