I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
4 words: hood of his car
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize