Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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