I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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