i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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