why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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