I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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