Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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