Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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