Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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