I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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